Just in case you missed the pre-Halloween Christmas trees in your local Megalo Mart, here's a few more signs o' the times.
The Obligatory Beatle Christmas offering. Thirty-six years after the breakup, the Beatles have a "new" record out. Yes, Virginia, divorce IS expensive.
The Obligatory WTF Were They Thinking holiday record - Billy Idol's Happy Holidays. Apparently, he didn't make the cut for Dancing With The Stars. Personally, I can't wait to hear it. He looks so ... incredulous.
Christmas Peeps. The Obligatory Holiday Encroachment. There oughta be a law. These are Easter treats. Easter! I smell a conspiracy between the conquering Catholic church and the pagan marshmallow industry. We will entice them with the aroma and ensnare them in the stickiness. mwahwahaha ha!
The Obligatory Support Our Troops Christmas light display.
Enlist today! Travel to exotic lands! Meet interesting people! Kill them!
Feeling all jolly and ho!ho!ho! now?
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