Even Pop Stars Get The Blues

First it was the daily challenge of lather, rinse, repeat. David, when do I stop? Then it was the homework and what was "teached" back in the day. Now there's a new dilemma for Posh and Becks: what to get Tom and Katie?

Some suggestions:

1. Anything by Mattel, because Katie's a Barbie girl, livin' in a Barbie world, life in plastic! it's fantastic!

2. His and Hers hyperbaric chambers.

3. A donation to Suri's Therapy Fund.

4. A gift certificate for exit counseling.

5. A honeymoon at the Ice Hotel, because when we see Suri, we think "artificial insemination.