or, How Hard Was It To Cheer For ANYBODY at the Lamar Hunt Open Cup Final?
On the one hand, you've got this twit scampering (yes, scampering!) up and down the field like God's Gift to American Soccer. I know his mama loves him. A lot of people think he's good looking. I just want to backhand him a goodun and wipe that smirk off his face.
On the other hand, how could I not enjoy the suffering of Carlos Ruiz?
I was all twisted in side. I like Toja (note to self: schedule haircut). I hate Ruiz. I like Michael Parkhurst. I despise Jay Heaps.
In the end, it was Viva la Revolution, death to FC D (a/k/a First Class Divers - well, Diver, anyway).
Bring on the playoffs.
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