Why I Love My Dog

1. She has never called me ‘the meanest mother ever’ because I would not drive her to Bath & Body Works.


2. She has yet to ask me for money. Belly rubs, yes. Bucks, no.


3. She’s always glad to see me, even if I don’t have presents or candy. Even if I’ve only been gone 15 minutes. When I walk in the front door, she treats me like Jesus resurrected.


4. She doesn’t care what we listen to or what we watch. She might be more opinionated if she could talk, but she’s happy to sit on the couch and watch 101 Greatest Fashion Mistakes Ever with me.


5. She has never asked ‘do I have to eat this?’ Whatever I cook, it’s gourmet grub to her.