Costello, that is. Let's play!
Elvis radiates intelligence. David Lee Roth oozes sleaze.
Elvis has a 25+ year career. DLR used to be in Van Halen, and they asked him to leave. twice.
Elvis has a receding hairline with a tasteful cut. DLR has a receded hairline and stole Courtney Love's extensions.
Elvis wears black suits with snappy ties. DLR wears spandex animal prints.
Elvis covered My Funny Valentine. DLR covered Just A Gigolo.
Elvis is UCLA's first Artist-in-Residence. DLR is Howard Stern's replacement.
Elvis has worked with Paul McCartney, Burt Bacarach, Lucinda Williams and Chrissy Hynde, amongst others. DLR used to be in Van Halen. and was asked to leave. twice.
Elvis was on a Simpsons episode. DLR was a Behind The Music episode
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