Should have done this on my first post, but better late than never.
Top Ten Things I Don't Wanna Talk About
1. You. At least most of the time.
2. God. Except where I need a colorful obscenity, or I'm drunk and philosphical.
3. Elected officials of any ilk, unless I want to take potshots at them.
4. My job, lest I find my self job-less.
5. Reality tv. Proof that Western civilization is riding a speedball to hell.
6. Michael Jackson. Just ick. ick. ick. ick. I want to wash my hands now.
7. Paris Hilton, unless I need a bad example. Don't fuck with my name, bitch!
8. My sex life. You have already met my breasts. The rest of me is less interesting.
9. Causes of the Week. If you've got money to give away, you can give it to me.
10. Cute Things My Kids Did/Said - at least not more than once a week.
And we (the royal one) are coming at you commercial free, 24/7/365 ad infinitum perpetuus. (that's hillbilly latin, btw).
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